Vote for Ham Sandwich! By 2010, Ham Sandwich will only be half as stale as Jon Husted is right now!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

ANNOUNCEMENT: Ham for SOS


As you all know, Rob Portman has entered the race to replace George Voinovich in the United States Senate. Ham knows Rob to be good and honest man who shares our values, so he has decided to shift his focus to the Great State of Beautiful Ohio and run for Secretary of State. Why? Because by 2010, Ham Sandwich will only be half as stale as Jon Husted is right now.

This campaign's opponent is responsible for the Commercial Activities Tax. The CAT is a MAJOR obstacle facing the Great State of Beautiful Ohio in recovering from the vast failures of Bob Taft and Ted Strickland. Do we really want to elevate a guy who fails to understand his role making our magnificent state one of the worst places to do business in all of the nation?

Ham doesn't think so...

This campaign's opponent railroaded vital anti-illegal immigration legislation that Ham's good friends State Senator Cates and State Rep. Courtney Combs worked so hard on. Do we really want to elevate a guy who fails to protect jobs for Ohioans?

Ham doesn't think so...

This campaign's opponent was Speaker of the House while Ohio spent like drunken sailors on liberty in a foreign port with no laws to speak of. Do we really want to elevate a guy who failed to keep spending in check when he had a chance to do so?

Ham doesn't think so...

This campaign's opponent has no idea where he actually lives. Do we want to elevate a guy who doesn't actually represent the people he is neighbors with?

Ham doesn't think so...

Those are just some of the MANY reasons why Ham Sandwich is running for Secretary of State in the Great State of Beautiful Ohio and he thanks you for your continued support.

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