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Monday, January 12, 2009

Voinovich Makes It Official

Today, Senator George Voinovich has announced that he will not seek a third term. I support him in this decision and would like to express my appreciation for his willingness to serve his community, his state, and the nation.

Ohio Republicans will now get down to the business of choosing the right candidate to fill the shoes of Senator Voinovich and while we have disagreed on many an issue, one must salute the fact that he has a stunning record of victories in election after election. In his last run, he won all 88 counties in the Great State of Ohio and while a repeat of that performance was highly unlikely it does stand as a testament to his ability as a politician.

Senator Voinovich, I salute you and I wish you the very best in your coming retirement.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Statement on Voinovich Rumors

It is my understanding that a number of prominent bloggers have been hearing rumors that my nemesis, George "The Crying Man" Voinovich may be realizing that by 2010, I'll be half as stale as he is right now.

These rumors have now made their way in to the Cleveland Plain Dealer and the Columbus Dispatch so we have to start taking them seriously.

It has been my intention all along to step aside when a credible candidate presents themselves, but until the day when the "Deficit Hawk who Loves Auto Bailouts" makes it offical my campaign will continue.

While I have been critical of Senator Voinovich, let me say that he has had a splendidly successful political career. It is time for him to go out gracefully, with dignity and honor.